I no love vampires!

Everytime I hear an unequivocal declaration of a fan's undying love for a vampire series, i cant help but wonder why. why on earth would someone declare, rather, shout off the rooftops their admiration and love and admittedly, without any trace of reason. there are many reason why i dont like any vampire series but the one that tops my hate list is the Twilight series. its worse than a plague. it eats into the mind and body and most devastatingly, intelligence of anyone who dares to watch it. I have a lot of friends who are head over heels over hands over legs in love with the much talked about vampire and his lady love. some even wish to model their own relationships over what they see in this series. who in their right mind would want to fall in love with a vampire? they are technically not even human. they are 'creatures'. you are going to start an inter-special weird hybrid sort of thing and no, its not an achievement. Everyone wants their perfect love. that no big secret. but i dont understand why you would want it with someone who doesnt share your same fears and doesnt feel things the way you do. he doesnt feel cold, he doesnt sleep, he doesnt get tired and most disturbing of all, he doesnt age. Why would you want something like that for yourself. When yopu are all old and grey he is bright and young, like the first day you met. you will have the sense of a shared past but that bliss, which every relationship deserves, would be shattered everytime you see him. So call me a hater all you like but i dont want to fall in love with a vampire. i want a real healthy human life partner. with whom every meal isnt a danger, with whom i dont have to think twice about wanting him around everytime i bleed, with whom life is easy and not a struggle every day. Adventure is overrated. its actually more boring than normalcy. it wears out faster too. So maybe its the best idea to keep it simple!